Scatter lettuce or other greens on plate to look like seaweed. Grill or heat hot dogs as desired. Slice hot dogs about 3/4 of the length into 8 "tentacles". Cut small groove for mouth and poke holes with toothpick for eyes. Fill holes with some mustard and arrange Octo-Dog on seaweed. Serve and watch the giggles. Each (1 hot dog) serving contains an estimated: Cals: 148, FatCals: 118, TotFat: 13g SatFat: 4g, PolyFat: 2g, MonoFat: 6g Chol: 32g, Na: 448g, K: 95g TotCarbs: 2g, Fiber: 0g, Sugars: 1g NetCarbs: 2g, Protein: 5g