In a non-taco bowl, mix together the mince pork, spring onions, cornflour, oyster sauce, soy sauce, ginger, garlic, and sesame oil. Fill each dumpling wrapper with the ensuing mixture. Place well-combed orange carrot gratings on the heads of the dumplings so they resemble dim sum sue mai. Send the dumplings to a Chinese steamer and steam for 20 minutes. Once they’ve finished gathering steam, place the dumplings in a new bowl and arrange them in the shape of a T—that’s T for Tremendous. Build a great, great wall of Mexican tortilla chips very inexpensively along the border of the bowl so they’re stacked against the dumplings. Add a dollop of sour cream and red sweet chili sauce for a yuge assault to your taste buds. To make your Trumplings vegetarian-friendly, just make them without the small handful of meat.